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What is your favorite bathroom wall quotes/sayings?

I've just renovated my bathroom. It's a romantic, girly girl, old french bathroom. I'd like to put a quote/writing that goes from one wall across to the ceiling. I'm taking a poll on what I should write. Something in french or latin or english sounds good to me. Something funny but not vulgar. Something to do with a nice hot bath, or a modern strong woman, etc. Something witty, smart, fun. Any suggestions?

Public Comments

1. the only one i know is if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat. translate to latin and bingo !
2. I hate graffiti... but I love Irony
3. happy peeing!!!
4. strangely enough, i agree. if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat. only in french...si vous saupoudrez quand vous tintez s'il vous plaît être nets et essuyer la place...is that awful? i find it awesome. don't take it too seriously.
5. How about "I don't pee in your pool, please don't swim in my toilet". Translated to french or latin of course. It would look good & noone would know the humor behind it unless you told them.
6. How about: "There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know any". Someone famous said that. I forgot who. Anyway, I think you should focus on the 'bathtub' rather than the 'toilet'. It's better. Just my 2cents!
7. "A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water". - Eleanor Roosevelt
8. I love the Eleanor Roosevelt quote! How about: "We aim to please. You aim too please."