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A naughty joke here?

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe,” she opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

1. ouch!!
2. hah.
3. LOL..this was funny:)
4. haha omg can I plzz have 10 pts?
5. that good
6. lol
7. funny
8. Must have been a kodak moment.
9. Good one..
10. WHOA! lmao that's funny
11. OUCH!
12. Liked it, worth a star (^_*)
13. hahaa
14. thats one way of doing it not that expensive for enlargements these days then
15. oops thats funny though
16. hahaha! o my..lol..naughty and nice..lol..thanks for the laughs..lol..ok..star
17. Funny, She needs to lock that Dude in the darkroom.
18. very funny. now plz give me 10points for reading your joke.
19. i was rollin when i read the last part
20. great joke.u ought to be a cartoonist
21. nice.
22. OH OH AHHHHHHHHH!
23. lol. here's a star for u.
24. I gave you a star to tell you how enlarged your sense of humour is... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny!
25. ha
26. cool ..........too good!!!!!!!!!!!
27. great fun thanks for giving us
28. good one
29. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30. Ooouu!!! LOL. LOL.
31. this is the best comedy i have heard of
32. Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, How can you tell? Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes. What? He had two assholes? said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
33. hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahha..... im not able to control my laughter :-) awesome!!
34. Bad one