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here comes another joke ......dont you just love em?

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

Public Comments

  1. Sensational.
  2. Ouch! Funny! Good one! 10!
  3. Groan. But funny.
  4. Hahaha! Better than the last!
  5. I no dats right.10 and a *
  6. Haha, didn't see that coming. Good one, i do just love em.
  7. LOL!! that's funny.
  8. That's harsh but sooo freakin funny!
  9. i did not know that you knew the wife i told her not to show that photo
  10. LoL dat is like really funny!!! Keep da jokes comin' !
  11. You got a star for that one, but give us guys a break, ha ha. x
  12. lol
  13. i told u not to tell people that joke!!! my ex gets soooo imbarassed!!! hahaha i love it! kudos
  14. lol that was a burn! lol
  15. Told it to everyone. Amazing!
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