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joke!!!!!!!!!!!?

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks, "why?" She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"! Lunching with English friends at the time of her husbands reverement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead. "A penis." she replied without hesitation. The embarrassed silence that followed was broken by the former President. "My dear, I don't think that the English pronounce the word like that, it is 'appiness'"

Public Comments

LOL
i dont get it...
lol
ha! its funny!
LoL, beginning of a divorce?
I dont get it.... :( ............................ ........................... ............................. .............................. .............................. ................................ ............................... .............................. Dumb awswers get good things lol
lawl
rofl
LMAO...That's really cruel. Try your product before you buy it.
woooooooooooooooooo loved it lol :-p
LOL, hahahahahaha(im wondering why most of the ppl who answered are girls)
lol
i dont think that the wife part is suitable 4 the husband part
hahahaHAHAHA!!! loooved the 2nd one :-)
LOLOLOL
lolz
very funny excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...