Natwerk Designs

Rude jokes -- Adults Only --- stars??

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" -------------------------------------------------------- On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

1. Risque.... A star and a chuckle from me.
2. hhaahahahahaha heard them all before but still laugh every time so funny hahahahahaha
3. a star frm my side
4. hahaha i love it that so funny lmao
5. HA HA Very good you deserve the star
6. Oh my ssssoooo rude!!!! please post some more....... CHEEKY.
7. well done a star ..
8. Two Stars from me one each to the couple! ** star star
9. The first one is really good and it really brings out the true feelings of the three ,the second one is a bit happy ever after but brilliant.