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Ouch! That hurts?

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

1. Nice! LOL !
2. ohhhhh that's not nice of her. Size shouldn't matter. But that sure is a funny joke! lol
3. Funny! Made me smile.
4. lol!!!
5. Brilliant!
6. it was ok not really knee slapping funny!
7. LMFAO! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
8. LOL...... thanks for a laugh.......
9. Ha ha!
10. Oh! My! God! That was hilarious, very funny…WOW!
11. omg thats just sooo funny lmmffao~*****~
12. how did i know it was gonna end like that somehow...but..LOL that was funny...ill have to go tell it to my bro now..
13. That was funny. I know what the wife is saying!! LMAO!!!
14. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
15. LOL That's pretty funny!
16. LOL i read dis joke somewhere it wasnt exactly thattt funny but it was ok..
17. loved it.. 11 out of 10
18. LOL thats sooo funny!!!
19. that was funny but a girl wrote one below that was funnier!
20. thats mean but lol
21. HAHAHAHA! good one! 10/10! I gav u a star! LOL! IMAO! Have a nice evening!
22. LMAO!