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What do you think? Funny?

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

1. no
2. very good
3. 7/10
4. I liked the first one...i need to find me a stamp collector!
5. I like the first one better.
6. hahaha that is funny I like it!
7. I heard them B4
8. ha!!! I LOVE EM BOTH
9. 5/10
10. great first one i am a bit of a stamp collector 10/10 and the second one well i just wouldnt need anything done to my pri oh pic 10/10 and that star
11. the second 1 was hilarious but the first one wasnt as funny.
12. Sorry, but I give them BOTH a zero.No offence or anything, but I've heard them before. Plus I don't really understand them.
13. GOOD ONE. Too funny
14. ha ha
15. The top one was sort of gross...but I would give the second one 7 out of 10.
16. funny but messed up
17. lol you are bad!
18. lol
19. Listen.......sweet.bru You got to lick them stamps to stick them to the envelope....... So get licking.......
20. Both jokes are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. yes funny and corny
22. 6/10
23. roflmao...both hilarious.
24. First one....heard it before, old one second one.....love it
25. Really funny, LOVE the first 1
26. tink i like your style..
27. very funny
28. oh you so funny x