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morning folks hope these make up for last one yesterday xxxx funny or not xxx?

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!" On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

Public Comments

1. I like the first one. :]
2. i was that woman ha ha xx
3. Nice one.
4. groan,,,,,,:)
5. Very funny :)
6. ha ha
7. its alright...
8. they were both hilarious!!! honestly... i think i truly can't choose which one is better. those really were very good. thanks for the laughs. star for you. keep it up!
9. LoL! Yeah, that's pretty funny. Reminds me of the honeymoon couple who are in a hotel room, and they hear some funny sounds in the next room. The husband says he's going to go knock on their door and see what all the commotion is about. He comes back a few minutes later and the bride asks what was going on. "They're playing a game in there, honey. They're both naked, and he's throwing oranges at her and she's throwing donuts at him. I think it would be fun to play that game, don't you?" The bride agreed, and so he threw grapefruits at her, and she threw lifesavers at him. It may take a few minutes to "get" this joke. It's an oldie, by the way.....
10. i love the second one!!
11. hehehehe kinda cruel, ain't it?
12. Good morning to you to. Yep those are better.
13. Good start to a Monday morning. Thanks.
14. nice 1
15. Yes much better today. lol
16. hahaha
17. Very good