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Making a fake Resume for Santa !!! could use some help :)?

Not feeling very creative right now and I need to design a fake resume for Santa Claus....I'm essentially done, but I think it could use a few more things... Starts with Name: Santa Claus address - contact info (done) Professional profile (done) employment history (I put toy factory,delivering toys, and coca cola). Next section is, Community Service / Extra-curricular Experience, sofar I have: Hundreds of hours sitting at malls asking children what they want for Christmas continued with posing for pictures! Many hours spent at the Rockin’ around the Christmas tree retirement center. I feel like I could use more here... Thanks :) Also references are done too.

Public Comments

1. the name could've been 'Saint Nicholas "Santa" Clause' community service is easy, just say you are the only person ever in the whole entire history that has actually missed time with family on christmas day and give gifts to people all around the world, no matter how hard it is to do it
2. Well you could point out that he has supervisory experience and that he is able to delegate to get things done. That he has never missed deadline. That he is multicultural and is a world traveler. Under Coke: You could put spokesperson and marketing expert. Toy factory should be: A multinational corporation that delivered world wide Under Community service: Instead of saying, sitting at the mall......etc.... you could put public relations or public outreach experience canvassing a targeted population so as to better serve the community. I don't have anything specific for the Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Retirement Center, I just think it is a cool name....and fun to type. Hope I helped. Dena
3. You might want to put down alias. Besides his real name Kris Kringle, there are other alias father christmas, Sinter Klaus, he was also considered a criminal. He was an orphan, and adopted, by the klaus'. Other personal info, Mrs. Klaus was the towns school teacher. You could add who his friends are, Father time, Mr. Winter, Magical rain deer. Best friend is a red nose rain deer. Santa Klaus adopted the elf's. Employment; experience in flying, or pilot. Has psychic abilities. Knows when you are good, and knows when you are bad. All I can think of, hope this helps.
4. redo all of it! Name : Saint Nicholas Address : North Pole Proffessional Profile : what you have Employment History : what you have and put eating cookies too Community Service : idk what to put for here and for more stuff look at an actual persons resume and fill in the blanks on yours! Hope I Helped
5. lol I love the extra curricular, don't forget the appearances in parades, and remember in employment, the commercials. Remember with a real resume you only need a BRIEF history so I'd only put like the m&m ad, the coca cola ads. If you wanted a chuckle you could pretend it's Tim Allen and put Home Improvement, and his book don't stand too close to a naked man :P Also for the address, in Canada we have ads for how to send your letter to Santa, it's like North pole hoh oho Canada (hoh oho is the postal code, in Canada they have 6 digits)