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Terror Survey - What would you do if you walked into a house...?

Filled with macrame, plastic covers on the furniture, the light bathing of Crisco on every surface in the kitchen, Pictures of fuzzy kittens and dopey puppies on the wall....and you had to stay there for 24 hours?

Public Comments

1. Well, clearly, I think the answer is masturbate.
2. rip my hair out and hope they don't serve tea AAAAHHHH!!
3. i'd sit in the corner of the room and hold myself while rocking back and forth....
4. It depends on if sex was involved. You have to understand, sex changes everything.
5. Play here
6. Sit down on my plastic covered couch and smoke some more
7. Gaze fixedly at the ceiling while toying idly with a mung bean. At last, a refuge better than a fly speck on the pie crust of eternity Rose P
8. Donn a granny gown and start knitting!
9. Must be a dirt cheap foreclosure house, so I put in a low ball offer and buy it! Spend that 24 hours cleaning the kitchen. Wearing a space suit.
10. ...And that's when I knew that constantly wearing a full scuba outfit (complete with snorkel and flippers) everywhere I went had finally paid off...
11. Depending who is there with me...... Get the Crisco.... and Lube up the plastic furniture for playtime... Peace.