Have you heard of the newest innovations in supermarkets?
An automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Public Comments
- wow.
- ahahahahaha that s a good one
- OMG! That was so cute!!!.
- Hehehehehehe!
- Shopping will be more fun....!!
- things like that are more funny in person...but still good! :]
- I needed the laugh...Thanks! I won't buy tp there anymore either!!
- Dang! I'm going to have to wake up and find out what category I'm in.
- You are too funny . Good thing I can not hear but my sense of smell is double so that smell would be tantalizing at times . Oh , Not the household cleaner isle or the bathroom isle .lmao Good one . D :)
- ha-ha-ha don't blame you I wouldn't be buying TP there as well
- You are the funny one tonight. Have a good one my friend.
- LOL! :D Sue is Funny! Good One!
- lol
- LMAO, very funny
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