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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

1. haha! classic. great joke.
2. Yahoo answers joke of the year contender
3. Lol, very funny. And Cute :3
4. Y!A Best Joke Of The Year....so far
5. hahahaha. nice lol
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9. lol classic
10. good joke.... Ha Ha..
11. GREAT joke!!!! LOL!! Here's one for you: A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy-coo...?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar pretty face, to have a beer." The wife says, "You want a beer, my love?" She opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different brands of beers from 12 different countries. The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing that he could to say was, "Yes, but at the bar... you know...they have ...frozen mugs." He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed him a frozen solid mug. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those special hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be to long...I'll be right back...I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochy poo?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dip, the works. "But sweetie, at the bar...you know...the guys are cussing and swearing..." The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie? THEN LISTEN UP, ********! DRINK YOUR @%CKING BEER, IN THIS GOSHDARN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR @%CKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING OUT WITH YOUR SH!+HEAD FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, @$$HOLE????!!!!!