Natwerk Designs - Just got married

Just got married - joke.?

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

LOL, that's funny :)
hahaha that is so wrong
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOVE THE LAST LINE
Very good!! Haven't heard that before!! Your first star!
1st.night of marriage, the new wife says, darling I am so nervous being with you tonight, please ask me in a homely way. The new husband thinks for a while, he says, darling lets pretend you have a washing machine. I have some dirty washing. - Please darling can i put my dirty washing in you washing machine? She says I am still very nervous please be patient and ask later. Every hour throughout the night the husband asks the same question and gets the same answer. On the second night the new wife had quite a lot to drink and felt very relaxed. She asked the husband would you like to put your dirty washing in my washing machine? He said its all right darling I've just done it by hand
hahah best ive heard yet :D