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A joke to start off your Sunday morning?

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks, "why?" She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!

Public Comments

  1. Tee hee!
  2. Bahahahaha! That was great!
  3. very funny
  4. LOL i haven't heard that one before,its actually not bad for a sunday one. Funny,funny funny LOL
  5. Hahaha lmao. good one!
  6. Ha!
  7. lolz
  8. hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha u r rite gr8 way to start a sunday morning!! hahahhhahahah
  9. i can spare a few inches
  10. Ha ha nice one,,
  11. haha thankyooo lol
  12. Oops ! Just done a piddle in the loch laughing. Nessie
  13. ha ha funny
  14. Lol funny.... :)
  15. Awesome...Made my day!
  16. not bad.
  17. lol omg lol thank you. ^_^
  18. Yes very good I liked it!!!
  19. great
  20. LOL.
  21. excellent
  22. Common!! COMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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