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That is one small...[joke] won't regret..?

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks, "why?" She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"! star if you like it

Public Comments

1. lol! :)
2. LOL that's a good one! star for you =)
3. nice* heres my joke: A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it. The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!" ♥
4. haha. i never heard that one. good one. :)
5. umm..okay?..do you even get the joke in the first place?
6. Haha, nice joke.. A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter. St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of One with the tip of my finger.” St Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water And pass through the gate.” St Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Meg have you ever Had any contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.” St Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.” All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says “Amy! What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jenny sticks her arse in it”
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8. That's great star for you Love that train one too!
9. HAHA that's funny