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Newly married couple?

Newly married couple? On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "my picture?" He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaimes, "oh, oh, my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "why?" She answers, "so I can get it enlarged!"

Public Comments

  1. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-|
  2. Why do they let you people repeat your jokes and questions? By the way, I heard it before and I think you need a star my friend!
  3. rofl
  4. ha ha ha!! nice one!!!
  5. ahahahahahaahahahh XD
  6. That's a good one HA!..HA!
  7. Ha Ha I wish I'd thought of something like this on my wedding night
  8. Good punchline.
  9. LMFAO. That was brilliant LOL. I have never heard it before so you can have a star from me for making me laugh.
  10. Funny! 100!
  11. Another good joke, everyone is on top form today. Here is a star for sharing it with us and 30 out of 10 for that one.
  12. could she not get it enlarged without the camera ?
  13. LOL.
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