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What unique items are beneath the cushions of your sofa?

Public Comments

1. There's probably someone living under there
2. nothing....
3. 1nce a dead mouse...
4. i found my phone and my old glasses!
5. everything you can think of. pens, pencils, erasers, waterbottle caps.. haha i just cleaned it on saturday.. i thought someone was living there.
6. a nickel my nephews toy horse 3 cheetoes and some other unknown items
7. Nothing unique. But after a month, courtesy of my husband, there's usually $10.00 in change under the cushions. *thanks babe*
8. nothing incriminating...of course not...where would you get an idea like that?
9. nothing just everyday boring stuff like potato chips and pens
10. weed
11. Probably various coinage, bits & pieces, odds & ends, a runaway M&M or five,...... You wanna look? You might make some money and find enough for a snack to boot.
12. About 8 years ago I moved, and my mother was over "helping" me organize the movers and box last minute things. We were in the living room when the movers lifted and tilted the couch. Boy that was fun. True fuxking story.
13. I think there's someone living under there...
14. probably money... some crumbs maybe, a toy or two, and occasionally the remote!
15. A hooker. *cries*
16. hmmm ponytails,candy wrappers, my friend said yesterday she found a condom under the couch and her brother was like whats that?and shes all like a candy wrapper lol.2 funny
17. At least we know chacha looked pretty while she was having protected, drugged up sex with her cat.
18. Some dried up Cheerios, and about $1.17. I'm donating it toward the Pelvic Thrust Fund.
19. Dog toys and chewed up raw hides.
20. I'm fairly certain there are doorways to other worlds in there. I aint looking.
21. idk uhhhhh candy,toast,carcass of my dead fish,tuna sandwhich,pencil,and $million.
22. crayons,batteries to the remote that i can never find,hair-bows,dead body,pair of panties or 2
23. popcorn kernels, change, beer bottle top, oh! I've been looking for that bowl!, and dog hair.
24. I have no idea. Every time that I try to look, this creepy "haunted house voice" shrieks "GET OUT! GET OUT!" and I've never dared to disobey.
25. Magic Nosegoblins
26. I found a "Baby Feels So Real" doll, face up, and scratches on the underside of the upholstery. I think it was trying to escape.
27. Three dimes, a penny and a quarter One melted bite sized Kit Kat bar A Q-tip Dried Mac n' Cheese A pair of nail clippers A sock Four Cheerios A string of dental floss Six safety pins A tube of Chapstick A pen A paperclip A pricetag A grocery reciept An old credit card Two crumbled Tollhouse cookies A book of matches A hair tie A toothbrush An old battery A tube of lipstick A slice of pizza A bottle cap A chewing gum wrapper Some Christmas wrapping paper A paint brush A Chinese take-out menu Lint A car air freshener A CD Some old keys A washcloth An earring An empty Scotch tape dispenser A moldy olive A pair of glasses A twist tie Three Scrabble letters A seashell A mitten Some sunflower seeds
28. Let me look...... Ah!! So that's where that turtle got to! Poor thing..... he's mummified now...
29. I have a four year old..... we have one cushion that we can't remove.... at this point we don't want to know why.
30. i just found my one hitter oh look some skittles
31. 4 sprigs of parsley ..... an old pair of rubber Wellies ..... a Madonna cd (Like a Virgin) .... a banana cream pie (half-eaten) ..... a spark plug .... a string bikini I wore during the summer of '69 ...... a hot cup of coffee ..... and three blind mice. *cries and is thankful I did not suffocate them*
32. my are attached, which sucks cuz i could really use some spare change right now
33. whatever max steals and hides in there. my sofa is the 'Bank of Cat'. - and you don't even want to know what's UndeR the Couch. :O