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you know you are from montana when?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MONTANAN WHEN: 1. "Vacation" means going east or west on I-90 or Highway 2 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a st atue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

Public Comments

1. Leave the key in your truck in case someone gets stranded and needs to use it.
2. I think I want to move there.
3. How bout if you use the security lights to scare the neighbors' cattle out of your vegetable garden? You consider a set of long underwear and wool socks to be normal bedtime attire. You get said underwear and socks for holiday gifts and you are excited about it. You start getting the snowblower in seasonal working condition-- in August. Sheep shearing time is your favorite time of year, because the farmhands ALL look so good from that stooped-over angle!