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What is a more creative punishment for bin Laden than death?

If I had my way, he'd ultimately have to clean toilets with his own tooth bursh using only his right hand. His boss would be a Lesbian Jew wearing outfits designed by Britney Spears. She would also make him pass out fliers and posters for NOW in front of a Mormon church. I'm fine with offing bin Laden, but I think it's the easy way out. Plus, it makes him a martyr. I think we should make his last days as unpleasant as possible even if it takes a reeeeeeeeeally long time.

Public Comments

1. glue pennies to him and throw him in a synagogue, there will be nothing left of the man
2. A trial where he is treated like any other prisoner. He thinks hes special, we hurt his pride.
3. Send him to space
4. force him to sit in a room for days talking to Hilliary clinton
5. A night with Hillary
6. Strap him in a chair and force him to watch the daily Bush speech. Every so often throw in a Cheney speech.
7. I've always been a big fan of flogging. Ooh, I got it. Make him have to listen to Rosie O'Donnel 24 hours a day.
8. let him suffer with guilt
9. I'd make him walk around with a pig's foot in his mouth and women's underwear on his head!
10. Listen to Comedian Ron White. He says: Osama Bin Laden is prepared to die for his cause. However, he is ill prepared to be a large man named Bubba's "wife" in a prison.
11. Personally I think he should have to come and live out the rest of his life on the ranch with his good buddy George... and he would have to listen to George murder the English language daily... I think he would take his own life very quickly.....
12. So Neenie, do you want to clean my toilet?
13. osama's last video was helpful to petraeus and bush.
14. He should be put in an all womens jewish prison for life.
15. bury him alive in a barrel of pork lard. Anonomously and without fanfare. let him fade from memory instead of making him a martyr and a figurehead.
16. Lock him in a cell and feed him nothing but bacon, ham, pork rinds, and chops. All while in front of a video camera with a 24 hour live feed by satellite to Al Jezeera!
17. Make him get lap dances by tons of ladies at the nudie bar while motley crue sings girls, girls, girls! How about those women's rights?
18. um ... when you humiliate your enemy you humiliate and lower yourself. in my opinion, IF Osama is still alive and IF he were caught it would dignify our American values to try him in a court of law. the sentence i would prefer to see would be life in prison, treated just like any other chained and shuffling murderer in an orange jumpsuit. nothing special. a nobody rotting away in a maximum security cell. Osama bin Forgotten.
19. Make him live with Rosie O'Donnell .
20. That's funny I thought libs were opposed to torture. But even on a general death penalty question they will talk about making them suffer life in prison as it is better punishment. Myself I'm more practical. I believe in removing the problem rather than toying with it. I'm a proud supporter of the death penalty for child molesting scum and terrorists.
21. Drill tiny holes in his gums and drip cold water in the holes?
22. Put him in a cell with Hillary!
23. Inviting him to NYC to speak at the UN about terrorism. Then having a all Jewish security entourage and every place he goes to eat can only serve pork. And after that he gets arrested. And stuck in a cell with a drunk transsexual hooker. Forever.
24. Castration would be good... But beheading would be better! Especially on live global tv, combined with a threat to nuke mecca if America is attacked again!
25. I guess lock him in a room full of libtards and let him eat their government cheese for the rest of his life.
26. Sex with Roseanne Barr While she sings the National Anthem.
27. In case you do not know this if a Muslim eats pork he/she cannot go to heaven. I would stuff a large piece of pork into Osama's mouth and then shoot him.
28. Turn him over to the Saudis and let them chop him up. Would be harder to make him out to be a martyr if the "defenders of Mecca" are the ones that kill him.
29. OOO!!! Make him the main attraction here at the "Folsom Street Parade" in San Francisco. Nothing worse for a homophobe than to be the "play thing" for the largest community of Gay men in the US!